Sympathy for a devil
                       (with deepest apologies to the Rolling Stones)

Please allow me to introduce myself 
I'm a man of false wealth and bad taste 
I sniffed around the fringes of power for many long years 
Churning out the winning votes after Putin, I embraced

And I was 'round when the Central Park 5 
Had their moments of doubt and pain 
Made damn sure that my full page ad
raised everyone's ire and sealed their fate 

Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guess my name 
But what's puzzling you 
Is the nature of my game 

I got some help from the GRU in St. Petersburg 
To help the USA think it was a time for a change 
Celebrated the Electoral College killing off the popular vote 
as the Resistance screamed in vain 

I rode around in my private plane
Held a CEO's rank 
When my Atlantic City casinos folded
And those junk bonds I created sank 

Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah 
What's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah 

I watched with glee as Republicans and Democrats 
Fought for the last 2 decades 
over the laws that I've now unmade

I shouted out 
"Where's Obama birth certificate?" 
When after all 
It was in the Hawaiian state

So let me please introduce myself 
I'm a man of false wealth and bad taste 
I laid traps for Mueller's report 
AG Barr twisted it around before it ruined my day

Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game 

Just as every FBI or Intelligence agent is a criminal 
And all white nationalists are saints 
As Mexicans are rapists, Muslims, terrorists, just call me President 
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint 

So if you meet me 
Have some courtesy 
Have some sympathy, and some constraint 
Accept all my conspiracy theories?
Or I'll lay your nation to waste, um yeah 

Pleased to meet you 
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah 
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh baby 
Oh yeah
Let John Barron tell you, what's my name 

Oh David Dennison, can you guess my name?
Oh oh oh oh
Make sure Deutsche Bank, won't tell you what's in my name 
Oh, hoping David Pecker, continues to protect my name
Tell me, Stormy, what's my name 
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
(Oh oh oh)

Got to give Putin a holler now